Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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