margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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