she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I am one with the molecules
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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