Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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