Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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