I wannas sexs uuuuu
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
He felt like a one man threesome
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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