You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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