I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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