Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I want to walk on stilts...naked
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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