Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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