Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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