she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I have fence marks all over my body
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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