goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
You took a bar mat shot.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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