I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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