I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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