Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
