first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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