Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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