yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Randomize
