erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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