just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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