She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
this will be a night to untag.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
My feet surprised me
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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