He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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