butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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