what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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