he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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