just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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