..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
