she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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