Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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