If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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