We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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