How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
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