But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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