so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
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