since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
You don't make any sense
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