I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
