You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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