If that was your dad, he is hot
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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