sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
