I just cut my nipple shaving
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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