wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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