So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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