At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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