i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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