i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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