Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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