sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
and she was petting her beer can
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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