I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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