if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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