I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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