he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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